{"id":9534,"date":"2014-08-31T11:24:01","date_gmt":"2014-08-31T18:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geoffmobile.com\/blog\/jokes-of-the-day-bear-with-no-teeth-and-breakfast"},"modified":"2014-08-31T11:24:35","modified_gmt":"2014-08-31T18:24:35","slug":"jokes-of-the-day-bear-with-no-teeth-and-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/geoffmobile.com\/blog\/jokes-of-the-day-bear-with-no-teeth-and-breakfast","title":{"rendered":"Jokes of the day &#8211; bear with no teeth and breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video-container-outer\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><iframe class=\"video-iframe\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Lp3rlVpiMwQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the latest joke from Geoff.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Lp3rlVpiMwQ&#038;feature=youtube_gdata_player\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"120\" height=\"90\"  src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/Lp3rlVpiMwQ\/0.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"  width=\"120\" height=\"90\"  src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/Lp3rlVpiMwQ\/0.jpg\" \/><br \/>Jokes of the day &#8211; 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